I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
this is how I would doctor
tell me a secret
one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.
about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
|—||The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via statexalchemist)|
when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship
when nobody else called you.
|—||Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via bleedgold)|
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.